His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Can i not drive my cunt home
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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