WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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