Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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