She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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