Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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