pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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