dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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