Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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