Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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