A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
so explain again why im purple
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First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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