My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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