so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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