i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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