Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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