weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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