you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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