did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it was like eating out sand paper
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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