I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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