i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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