these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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