Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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