She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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