I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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