His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I had to cum in my sink.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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