I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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