Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
