I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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