when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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