Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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