My room smells like vodka and shame
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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