Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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