ugly people sure do ruin things
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize