His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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