Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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