If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm both gender and math confused
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