everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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