Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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