So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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