she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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