a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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