He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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