I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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