Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you traded sex for a burrito?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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