I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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