But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
i think my cat just said my name.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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