I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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