"it" just moved
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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