let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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