the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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