Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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