she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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