? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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