cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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