Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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