so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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