Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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